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THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE(and if you disagree, you haven't watched it enough times)A comprehensive review by Commander Dave - viewing #347 and counting... |
MOVIE INFORMATION
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The Apollo 13 Command Module "Odyssey" This is the spacecraft that brought Jim Lovell, Jack Swigert, and Fred Haise home alive. Look at it. Just LOOK at it. That little tin can survived an explosion in deep space, a slingshot around the Moon, and re-entry into Earth's atmosphere at 25,000 mph. I have a poster of this on my bedroom wall. My mom says I have too many posters. She's wrong. |
THE CAST
The greatest ensemble in movie history. Don't even try to argue with me.
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MY TOP 10 FAVORITE SCENES
Ranked after 347 viewings. This list is FINAL. (Until viewing #348.)
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And yes, I WILL correct you at parties Okay, I need to talk about this because it drives me ABSOLUTELY CRAZY. Everyone -- and I mean EVERYONE -- says the famous quote from Apollo 13 is "Houston, we have a problem." And yes, that IS what Tom Hanks says in the movie. But the REAL quote, the one that astronaut Jack Swigert actually said on April 13, 1970, was: "Houston, we've HAD a problem." Past tense!! "We've HAD a problem" -- because the explosion already HAPPENED! It was in the past! Swigert was reporting something that had occurred, not something that was currently occurring. I mean, okay, it was STILL a problem, but grammatically, the original quote is past tense. And actually, fun fact, the first person to say it was Jack Swigert, and THEN Jim Lovell repeated it. So the full real exchange was Swigert saying "Okay, Houston, we've had a problem here" and then Houston asks them to repeat, and Lovell says "Houston, we've had a problem." But does anyone remember Swigert said it first?? NO. Because nobody listens to me when I explain these things at lunch. I've started correcting people at school when they say "Houston, we have a problem" and my friend Jake told me to "chill out" but I WILL NOT chill out because HISTORICAL ACCURACY MATTERS, Jake!! Ron Howard changed it to present tense for the movie because he thought it sounded more dramatic. And okay, FINE, I see his point, but still. The real version is better because it's REAL.
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NASA Mission Control Center, Houston, Texas This is where the REAL heroes worked. Row after row of flight controllers staring at their screens, chain-smoking cigarettes (it was the 70s), and refusing to give up on three men 200,000 miles from Earth. The movie recreated this room so perfectly that the REAL Mission Control people said it gave them chills. If that doesn't tell you how great this movie is, I don't know what will. |
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WHAT THE MOVIE GOT RIGHT vs. WHAT IT CHANGED Because Commander Dave cares about accuracy (see: the quote rant above)
Bottom line: Apollo 13 is one of the most historically accurate space movies ever made. Ron Howard worked closely with Jim Lovell and the real NASA personnel. The few changes they made were for pacing and drama, not because they didn't care about the truth. This is how you make a movie about real events. Take notes, Hollywood!! |
WHY TOM HANKS WAS ROBBED
A PASSIONATE ARGUMENT BY COMMANDER DAVE (Warning: the following section contains strong opinions) |
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Let me lay out the facts for you. Just the facts. Cold, hard, undeniable facts: 1993: Tom Hanks wins Best Actor for Philadelphia. Great movie. Great performance. Deserved it. 1994: Tom Hanks wins Best Actor for Forrest Gump. Amazing movie. Life is like a box of chocolates. Back-to-back Oscars. Only the second person to EVER do that. The man is on a ROLL. 1995: Tom Hanks gives his BEST PERFORMANCE EVER in Apollo 13. The THREE-PEAT is right there. It's RIGHT THERE. Three Best Actor Oscars in a row. It would have been the most incredible achievement in Academy Award history. And what happens? HE WASN'T EVEN NOMINATED. NOT. EVEN. NOMINATED!!! The Academy didn't even put him on the ballot!! The greatest performance of the decade and they just... passed?! They said "nah, two in a row is enough"?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! And who won Best Actor that year? Nicolas Cage for Leaving Las Vegas. And look, I'm sure Leaving Las Vegas is a fine movie. I haven't seen it because my mom won't let me because it's rated R for like, really intense stuff. But even if Nicolas Cage was good -- and I'm sure he was, he's a fine actor -- IT'S NOT APOLLO 13. Nicolas Cage plays a guy who drinks a lot. Tom Hanks plays a guy who SURVIVED AN EXPLOSION IN SPACE AND BROUGHT HIS CREW HOME ALIVE FROM 200,000 MILES AWAY. Which one sounds more impressive to you?! Which performance requires you to convey the weight of three lives on your shoulders, the loss of a lifelong dream, and the calm leadership needed to survive the most dangerous four days in space history?! I wrote a letter to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences about this. My mom helped me address the envelope. I haven't heard back yet but I'm sure they're considering my arguments carefully. JUSTICE FOR JIM LOVELL!!! JUSTICE FOR TOM HANKS!!! THREE-PEAT OR BUST!!! (Okay I'm done yelling. But I'm not done being mad. I'll never be done being mad about this. When I'm 90 years old in a rocking chair I'll still be ranting about how Tom Hanks was robbed at the 68th Academy Awards. You can quote me on that.) |
THEY MADE IT HOME. April 17, 1970. Splashdown in the South Pacific. Three parachutes. One capsule. Three astronauts who should have died but DIDN'T because of the incredible work of Mission Control, the crew's own courage, and a LOT of duct tape. This image makes me feel things I can't even describe. If you look at this photo and don't get emotional, I honestly don't know what to say to you. This is humanity at its best. This is why we go to space. This is why Apollo 13 is the greatest movie ever made. I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying. |
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