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THIS REVIEW CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK (1997) IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET GO SEE IT FIRST!!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?! |
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Directed by Steven Spielberg Starring Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore, Pete Postlethwaite, Vince Vaughn Mike's Rating: 8.5 / 10 DINOSAURS |
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THE SETUP
OK here we go. Deep breath. I've been waiting 4 YEARS for this movie and I need to get all my thoughts down before I go insane. So the movie opens with a BRILLIANT scene. A rich British family has their yacht anchored near Isla Sorna (Site B - a SECOND island, which we didn't know about!!!). Their little daughter wanders off on the beach and gets attacked by a pack of tiny Compsognathus dinosaurs. It's terrifying and sets the tone immediately: this isn't going to be a cute adventure. The dinosaurs are DANGEROUS. Then we're back on the mainland with Ian Malcolm (JEFF GOLDBLUM BABY!!!) and John Hammond. Hammond reveals that InGen had a second island where they actually bred the dinosaurs before moving them to Isla Nublar. After the park was abandoned, the dinosaurs were just... left there. FREE. Living wild. A LOST WORLD. Malcolm's face when he hears this... Goldblum is PERFECT. Hammond wants to send a team to document the dinosaurs and build public support to protect them. Malcolm wants nothing to do with it - UNTIL he finds out his girlfriend Sarah Harding (Julianne Moore) is already there. So he has to go. The man literally says he's going to bring back his girlfriend from Dinosaur Island. I felt that in my SOUL. |
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SITE B - ISLA SORNA
When they arrive on Isla Sorna... OH MAN. The difference between this and the first movie is that these dinosaurs are WILD. They're not in paddocks. They're just... there. In nature. Herds of Parasaurolophus, Stegosaurus with babies, Pachycephalosaurus headbutting each other. It's BEAUTIFUL. Spielberg gives us these amazing nature-documentary-style shots and you just want to LIVE on this island (minus the carnivores). Sarah Harding is already there photographing the Stegosaurus when Malcolm, his daughter Kelly (who snuck aboard - teenagers, am I right?), and the rest of the team arrive. The team includes Eddie Carr (Richard Schiff), who's the tech guy, and Nick Van Owen (Vince Vaughn), who's a documentarian/environmental activist. Then the TWIST: InGen sends a SECOND team, led by Peter Ludlow (Hammond's nephew who's taken over the company) and the great hunter Roland Tembo (PETE POSTLETHWAITE, what a casting choice). Ludlow wants to CAPTURE dinosaurs and bring them to a Jurassic Park in San Diego. The two teams collide and everything goes ABSOLUTELY SIDEWAYS. |
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THE BIG SET PIECES (A.K.A. WHERE I SCREAMED IN THE THEATER)
1. The Stegosaurus Encounter Sarah gets too close to a baby Stego while photographing it and mama and papa are NOT HAPPY. Those tail spikes (thagomizers!!!) swing around and nearly take her head off. The baby Stego is SO CUTE though. First new dinosaur species in a JP movie and Spielberg knocks it out of the park. The CG is flawless - better than the first movie somehow. 2. The Double Trailer Over the Cliff THIS. THIS IS THE SCENE. The two T-Rex parents come to the trailer looking for their injured baby (which Sarah and Nick brought in to fix its broken leg - BAD IDEA). They push the trailer off a cliff. Sarah, Nick, and Malcolm are inside as it teeters over the edge. The glass floor cracking under Julianne Moore's body... I was GRIPPING my armrest so hard my knuckles turned white. Then Eddie comes to rescue them with a rope and the T-Rexes come back and... Eddie... poor Eddie. Ripped in half. The most brutal death in any JP movie. I actually gasped out loud. The whole theater did. RIP Eddie, you died a hero. 3. The Raptor Attack in the Tall Grass If you thought the raptors couldn't get scarier, YOU WERE WRONG. Both teams are trekking through a field of tall grass to reach the old InGen facility. From above, you see the grass parting as raptors close in. One by one, people get pulled under the grass and disappear. It's like JAWS but on land. The overhead shot of the grass trails converging on the group is PURE SPIELBERG GENIUS. I'm getting goosebumps just writing about it. My buddy Dave was literally hiding behind his popcorn during this scene. 4. The T-Rex in San Diego OK OK OK. So InGen manages to capture the male T-Rex and ships it to the mainland. The cargo ship crashes into the dock (EVERYONE on the ship is dead and we never fully find out how - CREEPY) and the Rex escapes into San Diego. A T-REX. IN A CITY. IN AMERICA. It eats a dog. It drinks from a swimming pool. It crushes a bus. It's absolutely BONKERS and I LOVED every second. Some critics are saying this is too silly and "Godzilla-like" but they can fight me. Seeing a T-Rex rampage through an American city is everything 10-year-old me ever dreamed of. The shot of the Rex roaring in the suburban street with the palm trees is ICONIC. The Rex is eventually lured back to the ship with the baby Rex and it gets tranquilized and shipped back to Isla Sorna. Malcolm and Sarah are heroes. Hammond gives a speech about leaving the dinosaurs alone. Roll credits. |
WHAT I LOVED
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WHAT I DIDN'T LOVE (SORRY BUT GOTTA BE HONEST)
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COMPARISONS TO THE ORIGINAL
Let me be clear: Jurassic Park (1993) is a 10/10 perfect movie. It's in my top 3 movies of all time along with Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark. The Lost World was NEVER going to top it. No sequel could. But here's what TLW does differently and sometimes BETTER:
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8.5 / 10 The Lost World: Jurassic Park is a GREAT sequel. It's not as magical as the original (what is?) but it delivers more dinosaurs, more action, more Jeff Goldblum, and some of the best set pieces Spielberg has ever directed. The trailer cliff scene alone is worth the price of admission. If you're a Jurassic Park fan, you NEED to see this. If you're not a JP fan... what are you doing on my website?? Go watch the original first, THEN go see Lost World in theaters while you still can!! "Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running, and screaming." - Dr. Ian Malcolm, speaking absolute TRUTH |